There is something seductive about sin, duh! And for this reason, I'm going to start a restaurant that highlights sin.

For instance, the desert menu will be called The Seven Deadly Sins

We'll also feature Adulterous Chocolates, down right heretical Key Lime Pies, Lustfully lusty Cheese Cakes and stuff like that.

I do need help with sinful food suggestions, so if you have any great ideas, please email me.

There will be an after dinner pennance mint and a glass bowl for donations to a righteous cause, for those who will need redemption after a night of sinful indulgence.