Donut Woes

Krispy Kreme forced out six executives today as the company remains in free fall. So what seems to be the problem? It's hard to say. I think the problem is that their donuts are too fluffy. I can wolf one down in one bite. They need to come up with a man's donut. This is where I come in. I will start a business someday with the One Pound Donut (Trade Mark thingy) . . .

This will be one pound of chewy masculine dough that a man would feel like man diving into. It will be heavy, substantial and fit to make a man growl. That's the kind of donut I'm talking about. My friend, size matters.