Based on what has been said in Blog for Lovers, A Saintly Salmagundi and in In Formation Blog I am now utterly confused how to live out my masculinity in the Catholic Church.

I must say, though, the men on EWTN, are a touch to subdued and, to the untrained eye, under Mother's thumb. Wouldn't it be refreshing if they swore, snorted and burped on TV, like true men?

Dioceses should have a manly retreat every summer, where we all gather and hunt and eat raw meat or something . . . anything to address the dismantling of masculinity discussed in those blogs.


Of course I say all this in jest, please do not email me!