I am currently seeking a well qualified actor to play me in my story. There aren't too many black actors out there so the choices are limited.

First choice is either Wesley Snipes or Denzel Washington. I am cooler than both so they'll have to fight over me.

If we go transcendental, where race or gender does not matter, Michelle YeohCrouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (and no, I do not have identity issues) would make a good me, tough, sensitive, likes to kick butt, and spiritual. Also, I'd give Sean Connery and Harrison Ford a shot.

I'm still ironing out the kinks in the script though.