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Dell Dude Staying Put

Despite the rumors, Dell Computer pitchman "Steven" -- "Dude, yer gettin' a Dell!" -- is going to be around for more Dell commercials..."Dell loves him and he loves Dell," Bonnie Schumofsky, agent for 21-year-old actor Benjamin Curtis, said Wednesday. "The rumors that he was given a pink slip are untrue."

My wife and I were pretty worried when we heard about the rumors and I almost swore that I'd never touch a Dell again.