Years ago, when I was a senoir in College and at the time, seriously considering the priesthood. I had the following discussion with a couple of friends.

"So Ono, what's the plan for after graduation?"
"Well, I'm thinking of the priesthood."
"Cool. Do you know which order?"
"Not yet. I've decided that I am going to Washington DC to get an STD first and then I'll decide which order to join."
"Ono, you don't have to go that far to get one of those."
"No! I meant Doctorate in Sacred Theology!!!"
"Yeah, right, Ono . . . STD huh!"