I'm working on a secret technological device called the Memory Port. They way it works is that you can download your memory anagrams into this port to clear out intellectual space for whatever purpose and then when you are done, you can retrieve your memory.

The catch is this should only be used in the event of a memory upgrade, so that the retrievel yeilds a net gain of intellectual brain power, and second catch is that your upgrade algorithms must contain knowledge of the retrieval process, or you won't remember just how to retrieve your memories stored in the port.

I have included fail safes to prevent these things from happening, but one cannot be to careful. I should have a beta version ready soon and then the big roll out will be in March 2005.

You can order your memory port now for only 2 easy payments of $7.95, but wait, if you act now, you can get, not just the memory port, but three additions memory algorithms and free psychological profile. Don't delay!