Yes, this was actually uttered.

From WaPo

Ah, Fox News host John Gibson kindly enlightens us in his online column about that topic, homosexual marriage. He writes: "Gays can't have kids -- other than going to the abandoned kids' store and getting one or two, or borrowing sperm from someone with more sperm than brains -- so by definition they're out of the marriage game."

"It's this reality. Like omigod, I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can't I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks."

-- Britney Spears, complaining in Allure magazine about her grueling life as a stepmother to Kevin Federline's two kids.