I had to laugh . . .
Unapologetic Catholic has a post on full disclosure. Here's my favorite part:
Some teenager asked Fr. X this question, “As a member of the clergy, is it difficult for you to lead a celibate life? Don’t you feel like you’re missing out on something?”
A touching and poignant answer, and there were smiles about the room. Suddenly, all eleven of my bullshit detectors went off like a wolfpack of diving World War II submarines. Don’t ask me how I knew, but I knew Fr. X had just lied his ass off.
I'm putting in an order for a few detectors myself. Clearly, one can't have too many.